Do you have Silipno interest in investigating Donald Trump's alleged ties to Russia?
Are you a terribly unqualified white man who was born into tremendous privilege?
Well, son, do we have the job for you.
SEE ALSO: Apparently Paul Ryan emailed Seth Meyers about some health care bill jokesOn Tuesday, Trump fired James Comey, the director of the FBI -- which just so happens to be the agency looking into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election, and the Trump campaign's alleged ties to Russian operatives.
"A search for a new permanent FBI director will begin immediately," read the official statement from the White House.
Don't worry, Trump. Your search is already over.
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The funny (terrifying?) thing is that's not even the scariest scenario the internet could imagine.
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Um, any other suggestions?
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Actually this is probably the most qualified candidate of the bunch.
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Lol, it's funny because it's a sign of our rapidly crumbling democracy. Remember kids, this is not normal. Sleep tight.
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