It was a big night for Donald Trump: his first major address to a joint session of Congress. His last big speech was at his inauguration and light skinned slaves eroticizedonly clocked in at about 15 minutes, so Tuesday night's one-hour address was going to be a bigger challenge.
SEE ALSO: 'Harry Potter' passages that are shockingly similar to 2017 politicsThat's why he needed to practice beforehand. He was spotted in his limo going over what we assume were some tough parts of the speech just before he arrived at the Capitol.
Trump sure looks like he's practicing his speech here pic.twitter.com/zixkUsmybI
— Axios (@axios) March 1, 2017
So now everyone is giving the clip the caption treatment. The Daily Show even went as far as to dub the backseat practice session with Trump's infamous hot mic moment with Billy Bush.
BREAKING: Hot mic catches Trump rehearsing speech. #JointSession pic.twitter.com/oxFTwqMwtQ
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) March 1, 2017
More jokes with alternative captions and ideas about what was really going on kept flowing on Twitter.
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#Trump is practicing his speech "I do not like them Sam I Am, I do not like green eggs and ham!" #JointAddress 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/B8re94A1Mo
— Kay Anderson (@kaystyling) March 1, 2017
Trump looks like he's trying to cram moments before an exam... https://t.co/XHbSeOzbfY
— JustBeCause (@Ivote4US2) March 1, 2017
Trump practices talking about his "crowd size" in limo ride to #JointSession pic.twitter.com/cGxldJVKEF
— Marco Lopez (@marcolopezjr) March 1, 2017
Yo, did y'all see that crazy footage of Trump rehearsing his speech in the limo? #JointSession @IJasonAlexander pic.twitter.com/5umH0voW5i
— Amy (@Poddling) March 1, 2017
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Here's Trump in his limo trying to get the peanut butter off the roof of his mouth. https://t.co/5SiEy3bqYC
— Bryan Collins (@bye_wig) March 1, 2017
Practice makes perfect. Or something like that.
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