Dwayne "The Sex Trek The Man Eater (1999) porn parodyRock" Johnson and Kevin Hart's friendship just reached an new, unexpected level.
Last week, Johnson welcomed a new baby girl to the family and he shared a photo of his daughter on Instagram to his millions of fans, as one does when you're a bonafide film star and proud father.
But then on Sunday, he took that very photo and pushed it to new boundaries — boundaries that we didn't know it couldn't even go.
SEE ALSO: 'Jumanji' is getting a sequel, The Rock revealsBasically, he shared a Photoshopped image of Hart taking the place of his new baby, crying face and all.
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"To my beloved son, @kevinhart4real," Johnson wrote on Instagram.
"Twinkle Twinkle little Hart / I just don’t know where to start / Daddy will always love and protect your tiny little soul / Even though you were delivered directly out of the butthole."
Poetic words (and even more poetic hashtags) from the second highest paid actor of last year.
"The internet will forever be undefeated," Hart wrote as he reposted the image on his own Instagram feed. "This is hilarious as hell."
Some fans of the two co-stars agreed, sharing their love, and revulsion, for the beautifully reimagined moment.
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Is this a secret plot point to Jumanji 2? We'll have to wait and see.
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