Sup dweebs,Sexuality, Eroticism, and Gender in French and Francophone Literature you're gonna rethink your Tinder game after taking a gander at this guy's profile.
Reddit user borninbrit posted a screenshot of a pretty epic Tinder profile they encountered. The unnamed owner of the account is a gentleman of the age of 25 whose photo reads, "Congratulations! You are the 1,000,000th person to view my profile!! Swipe right to claim your prize!!"
Genius.
Oh, and did we mention that in said photo, he is chilling in a jacuzzi while wearing a shirt and tie, sipping on a PBR? Freaken baller.
Also let's discuss his bio.
It says, "sup dweebs. if you don't like pacific cooler capri sun don't even bother." Talk about having your priorities straight. For real, isthere a more superior Capri Sun flavor?
We give this dude a 10/10 on his Tinder skills. Whoever he ends up with should feel very lucky to be the 1,000,000th viewer.
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