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Heteronormative monogamy is competition and eroticism in alcman's parthenion 1 [1 pmg]out, queer polyamory is in.

That's true for many parts of this country -- or, you know, my Brooklyn block. Either way, platonic or not-so-platonic thruples are so *in* this year.

It's time for this country to retire their binary oppressive Flintstones couples costumes and replace them with far more subversive thruples costumes.

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Here are the best thruples costumes for 2018:

1. The "Distracted Boyfriend" Meme

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Impress your three friends who kinda sorta use Twitter with your version of this famous meme.

2. The Hanson brothers

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With three blonde wigs, some oversized stripes and killer falsettos, your thruple will be transformed into the Xennial boy band of your dreams.

3. Three little pigs

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Three little pigs, all in houses/cardboard boxes that are bigger than your apartment.

4. Laura, Peter, and Josh from To All the Boys I've Loved Before

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Problematic teenage love triangles are the best love triangles.

5. The Brontë Sisters

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One of you is totally a Charlotte -- a confident, brilliant young woman with a soft spot for intellectuals. And your moody goth friend is soooo Emily.

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The least popular member of your group is Anne.

6. Annie, Brenda, and Elise from The First Wives Club

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Honor the greatest movie of the 20th century by dressing up as one of three greatest women of the 20th century: Diane Keaton, Goldie Hawn, and Bette Midler.