The Dark Is The Night Porn Movienew trailer for Super Mario Odysseypremiered at E3 and it has left a lot of people scratching their heads. There are so many elements in this trailer to take in that it is downright overwhelming. We see Mario playing guitar. We see Mario hanging out with weird humans. We see him taking control of his enemies, inanimate objects, and even, that's right, dinosaurs. It's a big, bizarre game and it's got a lot of people asking, "what the heck is going on?"
SEE ALSO: The Best Reveals of E3 2017It's been a while since we've seen our pal Mario in a new game of this scale, so if you're confused, let me try to explain what exactly you can expect from it.
The game is separated into a bunch of worlds, like Super Mario 64and Sunshine. Each world is contains Power Moons, which are Odyssey’s version of Stars or Shines. You’ll need to collect these Power Moons if you want to make progress to new worlds which you travel to on your hat-shaped spaceship.
Mario can possess any enemy he pleases simply by placing his hat on them. In the trailer you saw him as a Bullet Bill, a Koopa, even a freakin’ T-rex! All you have to do is place your hat on an enemy and you can control them. Wow! That’s going to be cool. But also, no mortal should possess this power. It is too dangerous in the hands of the living. So what does that mean exactly? You guessed it:
This Mario installment takes place after Mario has died and you are experiencing his journey through Hell.
"But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.” - Revelation 21:8
Mario is in Hell for the many horrendous things he did in his awful life. He must pay for his crimes one by one. And you must help him.
Mario has widowed thousands in his journeys to rescue Princess Peach, and each murder weighs on his soul for an eternity or more. He slogs through the bowels of Hell in a world that makes no sense to him so that he may slowly atone for his sins.
Mario has no physical being. Any human person, Koopa, or otherwise whose body he possesses feels intense pain whenever Mario forcefully takes control of their brain and movements. As does Mario. The pain lingers for the possessed until the dreadful Mario finally exits their body, but Mario takes part of them with him, leaving behind a maddening, insatiable void within.
Bowser is the Devil, the Deceiver who leads humanity astray. Before falling from heaven, Satan was an angel. Now he rules in Hell, wearing a white suit and top hat, and taking his chosen form of a big mean turtle or dinosaur or something.
This is a very open world type game, and Mario can roam anywhere he pleases. Including out of your TV and into your home. Mario's wretched soul has been copied and installed, against the laws of God, into the game's software itself. Only the foolish think they can tame it.
Topics E3 Gaming Nintendo Nintendo Switch
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